1. I cans see your point, but I still think your're full of shit
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's
hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for
you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humilate
yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people
learn to worship me.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being
smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a
message....
8. I don't work here. I'm a
consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a
word your're saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us
again...
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and
stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of
strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't
give a damn.
14. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your
mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I
had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by
your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean
you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is
purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for
freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just
insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma
to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are
largely ceremonial.
23. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would
be...?
24. Do I look like a people
person?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent
lighting.
26. I started out with nothing & still have most of
it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we
offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you
leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be
blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you
missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a
personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a
door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door
#1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough
circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in
it?
36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is
done.
37. HOw do I set a laser printer to
stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just
wanted paychecks
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